The Board
Every company needs a board. Ours has four legs each and strong opinions about everything. Nothing ships without passing Momo's enthusiasm test and Leo's standards review.
Momo
Momo is the playful one — the tail-wag read on every story. If something is exciting, Momo knew first and has already told everyone at the dog park. On The RX Signal, Momo writes the playful angle: what does this mean for real people, in plain language, with joy.
Philosophy: life is short, wag at everything worth wagging at.
Leo
Leo is the curated one — calculated, calm, and completely unbothered until the data earns it. Leo applies the can't-be-bothered sniff test to every claim: show me the evidence or go back to your nap. On The RX Signal, Leo writes the skeptical angle.
Philosophy: trust, but verify. Then verify again.
Momo, off duty
Even chief enthusiasm officers take weekends. Momo handles morale, squirrel surveillance, and treat-quality assurance.
The full board, in session
Leo and Momo sitting together — which, translated, means the quarterly review is going well. Disagreements are settled by whoever reaches the treat first.
The Bark Rating
Together, Momo and Leo score every RX Signal article with the Bark Rating (1–5) — the excitement meter that sits next to the Signal Strength badge:
5 — barking at the top of their lungs (the mail lady just showed up with a package)
4 — loud, sustained barking
3 — a few good barks
2 — one polite woof
1 — didn't even lift the head
And in the aquarium division: Ratan, the turtle, supervises everything with ancient, unbothered wisdom.